I am such a dork

So I was over at my friend's house the other night and she had a juicer out on the counter making apple beet juice for us to try. I know it sounds gross, but it was actually quite good! So she is adding the stuff and I say, "wow that thing is really strong, it is even making the cabinets vibrate." She says, "what is that music, is your phone ringing?" duh, its on vibrate in my back pocket so that I can feel it when I am in a loud place...like my house lol. I felt like an idiot. Then, I answer the phone and its my mom, and by that time I am giggling hysterically and tryiing to explain why, and she asks if I am drunk!!! Um no, I haven't had a drink in years duh. I am a dork.

Just a poem

Run way into the sea
Forget me, not my crying eyes
Can't you see the games we play
Minds and hearts are shot and shattered

Run away from heart's desire
Forget about eternal lust
You can't win the games we play
Your heart and mind no longer one

Run away from beauty's trap
Forget the nights of ecstacy
Try to play the games we play
Allow your heart and mind explore

Run away. Not quick enough.
Forget about your dying soul
You just lost the games we play
Now your mind and heart are no more

Pimples

So, I am getting ready for the day this morning, and since I HAVE to leave the house, I decide to put my makeup on. So I see this HUGE ass zit right between my beautiful eyes, so I decide that its so not a good idea to play that up, so maybe I should focus on my luscious lips. So I get out the red lip luster crap go to smear it on and what do I see...MORE ZITS beside my mouth on my chin. So how do I possibly find another feature to play up so no one will notice these monstrocities? Do I play up my nose? I bet I would be cute with a clown nose...Or better yet, why don't I just forgo the shirt wearing and venture out in tassled pasties. I bet no one would notice them zits then ;-)