Pimples

So, I am getting ready for the day this morning, and since I HAVE to leave the house, I decide to put my makeup on. So I see this HUGE ass zit right between my beautiful eyes, so I decide that its so not a good idea to play that up, so maybe I should focus on my luscious lips. So I get out the red lip luster crap go to smear it on and what do I see...MORE ZITS beside my mouth on my chin. So how do I possibly find another feature to play up so no one will notice these monstrocities? Do I play up my nose? I bet I would be cute with a clown nose...Or better yet, why don't I just forgo the shirt wearing and venture out in tassled pasties. I bet no one would notice them zits then ;-)